I jumped in to help on our college Facebook page. A mother posted concern about her daughters, two of them, who don’t like online learning, though pandemic college can’t be fully face-to-face, not just yet, and I thought I typed “daughters,” but I typed “daughter,” and some man jumped on the thread and said, “Daughter are? And you’re an English professor? I’m not surprised.” And all 23 years of my career reared up behind me and begged to be allowed to respond. They wanted to say, “You want to go head-to-head on grammar, fuckbucket? Because I’m down for that, you inbred single-celled shitgibbon.” But I was on the college page, so I took a couple of deep breaths and wrote, “Thanks for the catch!” (Note the exclamation point. It makes it friendlier. It’s how women are socialized to appear less aggressive. I would love to see a study that compares exclamation point usage between women and men, though I don’t really need official data.) As I breathed through my response, I thought about how common snark has become, toxic thrusts and parries, and how people will throw schoolyard taunts at others without any knowledge of who they really are. And I wondered how this man would feel if I questioned him in a snide manner about his life’s work. And then I wondered if I had ever done just that to someone. It’s possible, though I don’t recall details. So I looked in the mirror and let that man go. © 2020 Deb Moore, All Rights Reserved
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The Old Poet
The old poet
behind a desk
reading aloud
from Frost.
Behind him,
a bookcase
filled with
others’ poems
and a few of his own.
Above the bookcase,
a specimen drawing
of a bluegill.
On top of the bookcase,
between books stacked
and waiting for
a permanent home,
a large feather,
turkey or hawk,
in a mug for soup
long ago surrendered
to pens and feathers.
An Hermes 3000
to his left,
bought new in the sixties,
a well-traveled machine
that has seen Paris,
London, and an
entire season on the
Costa del Sol,
though mostly
untouched then
while the poet
pursued belleza
and drank.
And a shovel,
its handle
propped in the corner
made by the bookcase
and the wall,
waiting to spread
manure or dig
potatoes or take
a side gig as
walking stick
when the reading
ends and the work
of the land
carries on.
The old poet
looks up from
the worn book in
his worn hands
to push the final
words through his
soft stubbled lips.
He closes the book,
assigns reading,
and bids farewell.
A bent finger
clicks the mouse,
and his students
disappear.
© 2020 Deb Moore, All Rights Reserved